the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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