New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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