Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
