I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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