what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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