Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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