who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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