No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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