Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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