I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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