that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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