So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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