My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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