ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
