have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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