have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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