jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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