ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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