the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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