Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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