He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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