party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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