Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
