Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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