I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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