so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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