I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you still have your period?
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
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I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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