Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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