I am in a vortex of obligation.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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