Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
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life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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