have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
There's even glitter on my cock...
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