god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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