it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i out mim tonsoeep
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