So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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