Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
