Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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