This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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