is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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