normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
