Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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