Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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