My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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