I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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