Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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