Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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