Life is so much better after having sex.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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