3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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