who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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