I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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