I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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