so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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