You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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