He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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