he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Vodka?
Forever.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
