so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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