Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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