I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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