what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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